Tom Waits Quotes

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.

It's cold out. It's even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup.

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

I don't like cold weather.

I like snow, but I don't want to live in Siberia.

I like the cold.

Two women placed together makes cold weather.

I'm icy, I'm icy. So icy, so icy.

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

In Boston serpents whistle at the cold.

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

I love cold, rainy weather.

I was freezing in that loincloth.

Our daughter was born in Chicago, and she's already showing it. The temperature has to be approaching zero for her to wear a hat.

Nah, I'm not a prima donna, but I just don't like being cold and wet.

If you go to Minnesota in January, you should know that it's gonna be cold. You don't panic when the thermometer falls below zero.

It was so cold I almost got married.

Syracuse, New York, is like Hawaii for eight months of the year. The other four months, I don't care about the weather because we're playing basketball.

Best thing about shooting in Atlanta at night is that it's not as hot as it is during the day.

Even though I'm from Minnesota, I did not like cold weather.

The weather is the worst. I lived many years in Lisbon and then went to Monaco, places that are similar in terms of weather and food. In Manchester, it's eight or nine months of cold, and that makes a difference, but apart from that, I'm really enjoying the city.