John Daly Quotes

Nobody ever said that growing old would be easy. Just having to hold the newspaper out in your forties and then hair growing out of unusual parts of your body in your fifties. It's tough on the ego.

Getting older is hard.

You get old, you slow down.

My eyesight is not nearly as good. My hearing is probably going away. My memory is slipping too. But I'm still around.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Talking about the body getting old, there's a sadness to it in a way.

I am scared of getting old. I am scared of being ill.

When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.

I don’t like getting old at all, but then again, who does?

You know you're old when you're asked, 'Do you have hobbies?'

I'm not getting old, I'm getting dead.

It's when you get to 60 when everything starts to go pear-shaped. Everyone thinks that becoming an older guy is easy, but you never consider it fully. It comes as quite a shock.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

What's the worst thing about getting old? Getting old.

I'm getting old, that's the thing! What's in me now won't be there anymore.

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.

Age is an ugly thing, and it goes on getting worse.

I'm approaching 70. Unfortunately, from the wrong direction.

Every time I think that I am getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.

I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age.

I think that a man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened.

I have the problems of, I must confess, old age.