Paul Eldridge Quotes

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.

You'll never catch a man if you let him think you are too smart.

Girls have a tendency to take responsibility for romantic misinterpretations, when often it's men whose perfectly honed emotional inscrutability makes life more complicated than it should be.

The difference between men and women seems to be this: I can argue with my promoter downstairs, accuse him of ripping me off, and 20 minutes later we'll be playing golf together. With a lady, the same argument can go on for, like, years.

Men are always like, 'You're so intimidating.' I don't find myself to be. But whatever - I'm not going to try to be less intimidating. It's just a matter of finding a guy who's able to deal with it.

Women can always be caught; that's the first rule of the game.

When men give lines, women learn to not trust men. When women wear makeup, men learn to not trust women. Male lines and female makeup are divorce training.

Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.

Intelligence makes sincerity difficult.

Girls gave sex to get love and boys gave love to get sex and conning girls was the favorite indoor sport.

When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

Women scheme when they are weak, they lie out of fear. Men scheme when they are strong, they lie out of arrogance.

Every man wishes to be wise, and they who cannot be wise are almost always cunning.

We all know that it is women who take the decisions, but we have to let men think that the decisions are theirs. It is an act of kindness on the part of women.

Young men often laugh at the sensible girls whom they secretly respect, and affect to admire the silly ones whom they secretly despise, because earnestness, intelligence, and womanly dignity are not the fashion.

Many women dress for men before marriage, and for women after marriage.

Liberation and equal-rights issues notwithstanding, it was a man's job to make a woman feel cherished and respected.

Eventually women will learn there's no such thing as freedom. Their husbands are just as fastened to the deck as they are. Men get onto a treadmill and never got off.

Don't you know girls have to fool people every day of their lives if they want to get anywhere?

It's a rare man who can stand being around an intelligent woman, let alone married to her.

It might be argued, that to be a knave is the gift of fortune, but to play the fool to advantage it is necessary to be a learned man.

Book learning, or intelligence of one sort, doesn't guarantee you intelligence of another sort.You can behave just as stupidly with a good college education.

It takes more than a wise man to keep track of a foolish woman.

Be wise among the wise, but pretend to be dull among fools.

All men are children, and if you understand that, a woman understands everything.