Will Rogers Quotes

When I see people on the street, I look at how they walk. It's like a signature, a fingerprint.

Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together.

A man looking at a hippopotamus may sometimes be tempted to regard a hippopotamus as an enormous mistake; but he is also bound to confess that a fortunate inferiority prevents him personally from making such mistakes.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

Man is the merriest species of the creation; all above or below him are serious.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

The world is so average, it doesn't take much to be a genius, just do a little extra

Sheep are not the docile, pleasant creatures of the pastoral idyll. Any countryman will tell you that. They are sly, occasionally vicious, pathologically stupid. The lenient shepherd may find his flock unruly, definant. I cannot afford to be lenient.

Where there is no difference, there is only indifference.

Genius may stand on the shoulders of giants, but it stands alone.

Anybody talented in any way - they're called eccentric.

Immoral" is the judgment of the stalled ox on the gamboling lamb.

Every true poet, I thought, must be original and originality a condition of poetic genius; so that each poet is like a species in nature (not an individuum genericum or specificum ) and can never recur. That nothing shd. be old or borrowed however cannot be.

It's the flaw that brings out the beauty.

If you want to nourish a bird, you should let it live any way it chooses. Creatures differ because they have different likes and dislikes. Therefore the sages never require the same ability from all creatures. . . concepts of right should be founded on what is suitable. The true saint leaves wisdom to the ants, takes a cue from the fishes, and leaves willfulness to the sheep.

It was only when Shona, in sheer fury, turned the carnivorous sheep among them that they moved. They ran, some of them with charming little white sheep attached to their legs or backsides and the rest shouting about monsters.

Don't seem to he on the lookout for crows, else you'll set other people watching.

The words "genius" and "genuine" derive from the same root. The core of genius is authenticity.

Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow.

I'm the pink sheep in the family.

I'm supposed to be a musical genius, but I can't work the car seat that well.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing out against a placid background.

Common sense is as rare as genius.