Waylon Jennings Quotes

Hey, T-Rex? Remind me next time I want to get smartass with you that it’s a really stupid move on my part? (Talon) Oh, no, you don’t, you wuss. You told me the next time you saw Ash you were going to ask him if he’d seen the movie 10,000 BC and if it’d made him homesick. (Wulf)

To think that I know what's best for anyone else is to be out of my business. Even in the name of love, it is pure arrogance, and the result is tension, anxiety, and fear. Do I know what's right for me? That is my only business. Let me work with that before I try to solve problems for you.

We frequently are troublesome to others, when we think it impossible for us ever to be so.

You can get into a habit of thought in which you enjoy making fun of all those other people who don't see things as clearly as you do. We have to guard carefully against it.

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.

I'm sensitive, you know, about some things, and as some of my partners could attest to, incredibly insensitive.

I think that in some ways everybody is like Roger. Everybody thinks that when their friends have a problem, that they know the answer and that it's much easier to analyze the problems of other people than your own.

You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance.

I always ask myself, would I want someone to do something that wasn't comfortable for them just to please me? And the answer is no.

I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it... for about ten years.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

I do ask myself why I make people so enraged, because I only ever say what I think. And while I know it might not be everyone's point of view, that doesn't seem particularly intolerable to me.

I cannot stand all the people who take themselves very seriously, who cannot just laugh at themselves.

Wake up meat head, don't pretend that you are dead.

Well, The Rock says this, you should be concerned with fixing yourself a nice, tall glass of shut-up juice!

Always search for your innermost nature in those you are with, as rose oil imbibes from roses.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?

Sometimes I wonder which is worse - confrontational people who are afraid of caring or caring people who are afraid of confrontation.

I hope you will be yourself, human, even a little sentimental, possessed of a sense of humor and a sense of humility. . . . There are arrogant people in this world and, what is worse, arrogant judges.

Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said she should see a shrink. Then she started crying and I started laughing.

I have pitfalls. I have emotional responses to things that are really not about me. They're about other people.

Sorry for hurting you, she said right in my ear, but it wasn't really an apology, because you don't bite someone's earlobe to tell them you're sorry.

He that fancies himself very enlightened, because he sees the deficiencies of others, may be very ignorant, because he has not studied his own.