Deb Caletti Quotes

I get e-mails from mothers asking me to call their daughters for a date. I have a great life.

One of the silliest lines ever said in a feature film came from Love Story, the 1970s hit, which immortalized the phrase, "Love means never having to say you're sorry." There are few people who would actually want to share a life with someone who held that concept near and dear.

Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours o the morning when he would go surfing. He thought it might be fun to have me come watch. "Fun for who?" I wanted to ask. i had never asked him to come to Happy Hour and watch me drink.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

Since I got a divorce, I have been dating younger guys. But it's just because they're the ones that ask me out.

Dating is primarily a numbers game.... People usually go through a lot of people to find good relationships. That's just the way it is.

There can be - there ought to be - no medium course; a love-affair is either sober earnest or contemptible folly, if not wickedness: to gossip about it is, in the first instance, intrusive, unkind, or dangerous; in the second, simply silly.

Falling in love is great but being in love is a disaster

How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.

When a man is familiar with many people he must expect many disagreeable familiarizations.

I don't like sleeping with people I really love. I don't want to sleep with them because sex cannot last, but affection can last forever.

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

Love life seems to be that factor which requires the largest quantity of magical tinkering.

All lovers unconsciously establish their own rules of the game, which from the outset admit of no transgression.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

There are women who never had an intrigue; but there are scarce any who never had but one.

So much of courtship is the unspoken.

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

I've discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, "I'm dating a billionaire," but we did not have the same taste in music, and it was doomed.

My wife is possessive and I like that

I think any man who says he has never had an awkward moment with a girl, is a liar or he's delusional because he's sitting there thinking he is doing really well and the girl is thinking "Who is this man and why is he talking to me?"

Lovers are angry, reconciled, entreat, thank, appoint, and finally speak all things, by their.

I basically went out with any guy who asked me because hardly anyone ever asked me out.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.