Israel Broussard Quotes

I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."

So fear helps me from making mistakes, but I make lot of mistakes.

I'm very neurotic is what my closet says about me. It's always in great order.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

I'm neurotic about trying not to be neurotic!

Doubts are like stains on a shirt. I like shirts with stains, because when I'm given a shirt that's too clean, one that's completely white, I immediately start having doubts.

I'm kind of a control freak. I like to be really prepared.

I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day.

Who knew we had all this O.C.D. in the world? Well actually, I suppose it's pretty obvious. It explains Sudoku, doesn't it?

People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there's a deep anxiety going on.

I took a Fear of Flying class, and I always missed the class, because I was always flying.

Taking the third step before the first would be fatal.

If we have as a clear certainty with which to plan, total uncertainty, then that would be helpful.

I'm a fairly neurotic person.

Life is as horrifyingly frightening as it is hilarious.

This constant feeling of, 'I have to have everything figured out' is not going to get anyone anywhere.

I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."

I'm a control freak and I like to be overprepared, and I'm overly organized and I'm not in the moment a lot of the time.

One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

It wasn't that I didn't trust Mark's flying, it was just that, okay, I didn't trust Mark's flying.

Too many things on my mind, said Wilbur. Well, said the goose, that's not my trouble. I have nothing at all on my mind, but I've too many things under my behind.

A danger sign that fellow-obsessionals will at once recognize is the tendency to regard the happiest moments of your life as those that occur when someone who has an appointment to see you is prevented from coming.

I hate taking myself seriously. It drives me crazy!

Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out.

How can a person deal with anxiety? You might try what one fellow did. He worried so much that he decided to hire someone to do his worrying for him. He found a man who agreed to be his hired worrier for a salary of $200,000 per year. After the man accepted the job, his first question to his boss was, "Where are you going to get $200,000 per year?" To which the man responded, "That's your worry.