Julie Burchill Quotes

I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.

They called me the sexiest economist in America, and that was years ago, when I had hair and body mass and my teeth were shiny.

You know I'm weak on good looks.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.

I love to look at women with good bones and good bodies in good clothes.

I've got the body of a model and the face of a coal miner.

I just like beautiful women. They don't have to be a celebrity, though... I mean, if they're beautiful, they're beautiful.

I don't notice anybody unless they look great, and every now and again they do, and they are usually 70.

I really like brunettes.

Part of my job is to be looked at and I do think we live in a world where you are judged on your looks. If you look at someone you previously liked and they look old and decrepit, I don't think it's that pleasant.

I like girls who have two eyes

Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

It is worth nothing to be young without being beautiful, nor to be beautiful without being young.

When a girl is beautiful, she gets to pick - she never has to wait for someone to choose her.

Being eye candy always was a short-term career, and here's the reason. The world finds young women more attractive than old women because youthfulness signals fertility.

The first thing I always look at on a girl is her eyes.

If anything, when you're in your late 20s, early 30s, and then mid-30s, you're getting less attractive.

Physical beauty is such a strange thing.

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.

Not everyone is equally good-looking.

Look at Michelle Pfeiffer: My God, she's 50 years old, but she is still so sexy. If I were into women, I would be totally into her.

What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's all that counts.

I like a girl with natural beauty.