Charles Caleb Colton Quotes

I love my lawyer. I have to say that of course!

One lawyer will make work for another.

One hires lawyers as on hires plumbers, because one wants to keep one's hands off the beastly drains.

Lawyers and physicians are an ill provision for any country.

Lawyers earn their bread in the sweat of their browbeating.

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

But the mere truth won't do. You must have a lawyer.

They've got about as many lawyers as we have sumo-wrestlers.

Now I know that lawyers must live, but I've never been able to understand why they have to live so blamed well!

Who calls a lawyer rogue, may find, too lateUpon one of these depends his whole estate.

Tell me a boat full of lawyers just sank.

Buy a friend; hire a lawyer.

Your lawyer is your true mercenary. Under his code honor consists in making the best possible fight in exchange for the biggest possible fee. He is frankly for sale to the highest bidder.

I'm a lawyer. I make lawyers for a living.

It was evident however that the lawyers would have to have their say....This also opened up a vista both lengthy and obscure.

Incidentally, Boies, I'm sure, is a very fine lawyer.

This matter is in litigation. All of you know lawyers. They are adamant that you don't say anything.

If there is any truth to the old proverb that "one who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client," the Court now bestows a constitutional right on one to make a fool of himself.

When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.

I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

I didn't save my money for a lawyer. I was a very young man, and saved my money for having a good time.

Has he come armed, then?” she asked anxiously. “Has he brought a pistol or a sword?” Ian shook his head, his dark hair lifting wildly in the wind. “Oh, no, Mam!” he said. “It’s worse. He’s brought a lawyer!

Lawyers-a profession it is to disguise matters.