Amy Sedaris Quotes

Not everyone is equally good-looking.

It's unfair but true: youth is attractive, curvy women are attractive, outliers who look a bit different to everybody else are attractive.

If I was a woman in Russia, I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly. There are a few handsome ones, like Naomi Campbell's boyfriend, but there you see the most beautiful women and the most horrible men.

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

Some people have said that I haven't got the parts I should've got because of the way I look.

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

Having a leading man who is actually prettier than you are is quite upsetting.

People put too much emphasis on looks.

Why is it that the hot chicks never can sing?

It's always nice to have people say you're good-looking. But I do get told I'm not right for parts because I'm too good-looking.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

It's almost ingrained in people that, just like you can't be a smart model, you can't be a good-looking cook.

Relying on the face might be human nature - even babies prefer to look at attractive people. But, of course, judging someone based on the geometry of his features is, from a moral and legal standpoint, no better than judging him based on the color of his skin.

I think good-looking people seldom make good television. And American television studios almost concede before they start: 'Well, it won't be good, but at least it'll be good-looking. We'll have nice-looking girls in tight shirts with F.B.I. badges and fit-looking guys with lots of hair gel vaulting over things.'

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Good-looking people are always looking for other good-looking people.

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there.

Obviously, there's more to aesthetic appearance than just race, but that is going to be the first thing that someone notices when they look at a picture.

If being an attractive woman got you attention for directing, then the entire 'best director' category would be comprised of models. To me, that is just the most ludicrous connection that you could make.

It's always good to be around nice-looking people.

There's so much judgment geared toward young girls. People just expect so much from girls. Even physically and aesthetically, people expect us to always look right, to have a certain etiquette - to talk a certain way and act a certain way - and to know certain things. It's all different expectations, but there are always expectations.

I have never had a bad review off a good-looking person.

When people see me, I might come across as just eye candy.

Looks is a matter of perception. At Cannes, Europeans think I am good looking, while in India, I am not.

It's hard sometimes because people don't take a model seriously in any sense. Unless she's taking a photo, that's as good as she is.