Jason Sudeikis Quotes

The gay community just recognizes what their closets are and we straight have to spend years trying to figure out which closet we are trapped in.

Proclaiming a sexual preference is something that straight men never really have to bother with.

There is a history of gay people pretending to be straight. I want to balance the sides. I'm a straight person pretending to be gay. I've had a lot of people to imitate. It's easy when you're British; we're camp by nature, anyway.

I always saw myself as a comedic actor and wacky best friend.

I discovered that I was gay when I was about nine or ten. I did go out with girls for a while, but it didn't last.

When people have asked me in the past if I'm gay, I've said "I'm not gay, but I'm festive."

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.

I didn't even know what the word lesbian meant until I was called one... and then I had to look it up in the dictionary.

The idea of the straight man is very important. But I'd rather it be somebody else, because it's not as fun. And when I say somebody else, of course I mean Jason Bateman. He's born to play boring characters because he's such a bore. He's one of the most boring human beings.

Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come across. He is equally as funny off screen as he is on. But he also has a very intellectual side, and he's a really nice human being. We actually become good friends.

I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious.

I spent years growing up being told what my sexuality was.

As a kid I was always a bit of a clown, a performer.

I would say I'm a goof ball, but not a comedian.

I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.

The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role.

My dad was a very conservative Republican businessman, so obviously I considered it a problem when I realized I was a lesbian.

I didn't know what gay was. There was no such thing when I was growing up. I knew I had crushes on boys, but I didn't think there was anything wrong with that until I started to hear about it from the other kids in school.

If people think I am gay, yeah, hey that doesn't bother me. Not at all. What would people think? To me I am such a heterosexual guy. It doesn't even, I don't even think about it.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

I often tell audiences at the start of my shows that I'm not gay because I've got petitions from lesbian groups saying 'Can you tell people you're heterosexual because you're giving us a bad name.'

I just want to be known as funny.

Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny.

I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.

Half of me is this wacked-out comedienne who will do anything for a buck and a laugh. Well, at least for a laugh. But the other half is a lot darker, sadder and more pensive. It's the dark side that feeds the outrageousness and allows it to surface. I think that's true for anyone with comic flair.