Harland Williams Quotes

If Home Depot doesn't have it, Mark Bradford doesn't need it.

My guilty pleasure is I like to watch a lot of HGTV. I really like watching design shows about houses, like extreme homes. Like buying a bridge and turning it into a house or something like that. I really am interested in home design or something like that... architecture.

I'm actually very good with Home Depot-handy type of paintwork.

I love HGTV. I love working on my house and have really been bit by the 'luxury remodeling' bug. 'Million Dollar Rooms,' 'Million Dollar Listing'... any show that can give me design inspiration, I soak it in and try my hand at it. Home Depot is my second home!

I do house things. I paint. I do portraits. I also paint my house.

I've always been interested in DIY and home renovation - even from my first student flat. I've always left places better than when I moved in.

A little more than 30 years ago, Bernie Marcus, Arthur Blank, Pat Farrah and I got together and founded The Home Depot.

I consider myself a D.I.Y. home improvement guy. In a prior life, I completely gutted a house - redid the plumbing, wiring, moved sewage pipes, knocked down walls, everything.

I also had a hosting position on a home and garden television show - which is a joke if you ever see my apartment.

You have to take the time to live in a place to collect all the pieces, develop a vision. You can't just go to Home Depot and buy everything.

H is for Hardware store: I'd rather go to the hardware store than the opera. And I like the opera.

I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying "We don't have to fix anything."

If I welcomed people into my lovely home every week in the pages of a magazine, they'd soon see how incredibly dull it is. It's important to maintain a bit of mystique.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

I'm not an interior designer - I'm a normal working mum who wants her house to look good and doesn't need a man to do it for her.

I have a real passion for many aspects of home lifestyle and beauty.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

'Design Star' was incredible, and I didn't think it could get any better, and then 'Color Splash' happened.

Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.

We're the largest home improvement company today, and we did $30 billion last year, or less than 10 percent of the total amount of building materials sold in the U.S. So when people ask, how much runway left does Home Depot have, it's an awful lot.

I think people should be proud of the work they do, whatever it is. I have this other arty side that loves creating homes. I can be happy going to the hardware store.

I love HGTV. I love the Food Network.

I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape.