Chuck Klosterman Quotes

A lot of my past is gone from my mind.

Generally people forget the past and the path they took.

I've forgotten who I had lunch with earlier, and even more important, where.

I can barely remember what I wrote yesterday, let alone 10 years ago.

I've never worked with a tail, that I can remember. But there's so much I can't remember.

I can't remember anything I ever wrote.

Things like the movie 'Memento' are interesting to me because our memories of the things we've done and how we've behaved form our notion of who we are, what our character is. So if part of that were missing, what does that actually say about you? And what does it say about your sense of responsibility for things if you can't remember them?

I don’t remember.

I don't remember scenes. I'm like, 'Really, we shot that?'

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

All that I've lived I've forgotten, as if I'd vaguely heard it. All that I'll be reminds me of nothing, as if I'd lived and forgotten it.

I don't remember lighting this cigarette and I don't remember if I'm here alone or waiting for someone.

My memory is so bad that many times I forget my own name.

Hey, if you can't remember, don't worry about it. I'm having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I've been here, what my purpose in life is, which feet to put my shoes on. Stuff like that.

From now on when people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I planned to say, Amnesiac.

I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.

I can remember much forgetfulness.

I have no memory, any at all, of actually performing the play, no recall in terms of the lines. I can't tell you any line from any play I've ever done.

there was a time when these weren't memories.

I can't read music and I'm crap at learning lyrics. Especially since the accident I have memory problems. I can't remember words, names, places.

I'm horrified to find, as I look at these diaries of twenty-five years ago or more, that I don't remember who the people were. "Bill and Tony were constantly in and out. We went to La Jolla" - or something. I haven't the bluest idea who they were!

Remembering is the most overrated thing. Forgetting is far superior.

You watch Jeff Sessions testifying in front of Congress, Jesus, like watching an amnesiac: "I don't recall," "I don't remember," "I don't recall," "I don't remember," "I don't remember what I don't recall," "I recall what I don't remember." Amazing.

I haven't seen most of what I've done. I can't even list them. Most television jobs. I haven't seen a lot.

I don't even know my own phone number.