Billy Graham Quotes

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

On a real course, I'd probably want to throw my club in the water if I hit a duff shot. I'll give golf a miss - it's definitely not my sport.

All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

I've always felt that, you know, the Almighty has a lot of things to do other than help my basketball team.

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.

Golf made me feel like a loser. So I dismissed it.

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

Golf has been such a gift in my life, and I've enjoyed it so much and enjoyed lots of wonderful times on the golf course with my husband first, and then I got to play in all these celebrity tournaments. I'm often the only female celebrity in the tournament, hence the term 'Token Chick.' So it's been such a great, great gift in my life.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

I've always been a spiritual person who believed in a Higher Power. So, I've always had my 1-on-1 with God, even if I wasn't much of a religious person.

I've been kicked in the teeth more times in tennis than the law ought to allow.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

When you get down to it, at it's root, Comedy is truth, absurdity, and pain. One of my little mottos is: 'Do you remember the Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown kicked the football and kissed the Little Red Haired Girl? Neither do I.'

The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game. He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud.