WHITEY HERZOG

You sweat out the free agent thing in November then you make the trades in December. Then you struggle to sign the guys left in January and in February I get down to sewing all the new numbers on the uniforms.

For being book smart, I thought he (A. Barlett Giamatti) had a lot of street smarts, which is tough to find sometimes.

We need just two players to be a contender. Just Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.

A slick way to outfigure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

One time in spring training, we had the hit-and-run on, and Carl Erskine threw me a curve and I struck out into a double play. I came back to the bench and Casey [Stengel] said, 'next time, tra-la-la.' I didn't know what tra-la-la meant, but next time up, I hit a line drive, right into a double play. When I sat down, Casey came over and said, 'Like I told you, tra-la-la.'

Some people asked me if I would be interested in managing the A's. I said a definite no thank you. At night, that place is a graveyard with lights.

The way we have been playing, I might tell my players not to cross the picket line (umpire strike of 1979).

If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.

I'd rather go fishing for three years.

You sweat out the free agent thing in November then you make the trades in December. Then you struggle to sign the guys left in January and in February I get down to sewing all the new numbers on the uniforms.

We need three kinds of pitching: left handed, right handed, and relief.

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

The only way to make money as a manager is to win in one place, get fired and hired somewhere else.

What counts aren't the number of double plays, but the ones you should have had and missed.

The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three days.

We need just two players to be a contender. Just Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.

The rules are changed now, there's not any way to build a team today. It's just how much money you want to spend. You could be the world champions and somebody else makes a key acquisition or two and you're through.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

Some people asked me if I would be interested in managing the A's. I said a definite no thank you. At night, that place is a graveyard with lights.

One time in spring training, we had the hit-and-run on, and Carl Erskine threw me a curve and I struck out into a double play. I came back to the bench and Casey [Stengel] said, 'next time, tra-la-la.' I didn't know what tra-la-la meant, but next time up, I hit a line drive, right into a double play. When I sat down, Casey came over and said, 'Like I told you, tra-la-la.'

A slick way to outfigure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure.

I'd rather go fishing for three years.

The way we have been playing, I might tell my players not to cross the picket line (umpire strike of 1979).

If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

For being book smart, I thought he (A. Barlett Giamatti) had a lot of street smarts, which is tough to find sometimes.