Rachael Ray Quotes

I'm sure nobody wants to know this, but my husband does all the cleaning - rather too much cleaning. It is too clean, the house!

My husband is in charge of all phone, email and texting duties at home. He even has to turn on the TV and air conditioning because I'm so hopeless with technology.

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

A man should have two wives: one to love and one to sew on his buttons.

She thought about how marvelous is would be to have a wife keeping the house in order, the meals on the table. At the same time it seemed ridiculously unfair that she could never have a wife. In fact, if she married, she would be expected to be the wife.

Many women cut back what had to be done at home by redefining what the house, the marriage and, sometimes, what the child needs. One woman described a fairly common pattern: I do my half. I do half of his half, and the rest doesn't get done.

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother.

My husband gave up all his work to stay at home with the kids, and we split all the duties at home. I do all the boring stuff - like pay the bills, and he does all the exercising for both of us, which I'm very grateful for... I thank him for it regularly.

My husband and I have, in some ways, a non-traditional relationship - especially when it comes to domestic duties. He does most of the cooking, dishes, and laundry, while I do most of the yard work. I love to mow the lawn! And I take great satisfaction in planting and pruning.

My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three.

If everyone is good at something different, assigning chores is easy. If your partner is great at grocery shopping and you are great at the laundry, you're set. But this isn't always - or even usually - the case.

Homemaking is whatever you make of it. Every day brings satisfaction along with some work which may be frustrating, routine, and unchallenging. But it is the same in the law office, the dispensary, the laboratory, or the store. There is, however, no more important job than homemaking.

My wife says to do the dishes, and I'm like, 'Yes, baby. I can clean up.'

I do the laundry. I do the shopping. I do the dishes.

Guys should be doing laundry, doing dishes.

We have Sunday morning breakfast before church. I don't do the dishes, but I do cook. I'm the griller.

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes.

Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his job because I kind of don't like to bend. I also refuse to carry anything heavier than my purse.

I've married a man who owns nine cows," said Jinjur to Ozma, "and now I am happy and contented and willing to lead a quiet life and mind my own business." "Where is your husband?" asked Ozma. "He is in the house, nursing a black eye," replied Jinjur, calmly. "The foolish man would insist upon milking the red cow when I wanted him to milk the white one; but he will know better next time, I am sure.

A house does not need a wife any more than it needs a husband.

Running a house should be left to innkeepers.

Homemaking is surely in reality the most important work in the world.

Lord of all pots and pans and things make me a saint by getting meals and washing up the plates!

HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.

It all comes down to who does the dishes.