Samuel L. Jackson Quotes

I'm just another stupid human.

He was, he would be the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even very good at being a failure.

I feel as much of a stud as... I can't come up with a metaphor. That's how lacking in studliness I am.

Clearly I am a person who suffers from a lack of ego.

I don't think I am any good. If I thought I was any good, I wouldn't be.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.

I never thought I was particularly talented, and to be honest with you, I still don't.

I'm not good at anything! I can do, like, two voices.

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.

I know I got to be right now Cause I can't get much wronger

I don't know what to say. I've always been a prepared loser.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

You don't know anything, but I know even less.

I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.

If there's anything I'm not pompous about, it's myself or my work. But I seem to be able to play it.

I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong.

At least I have the modesty to admit that lack of modesty is one of my failings.

My whole life story is kind of a backhanded compliment.

I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.

We don't take credit for our accomplishments. I can't tell you how many times you'll say to a woman, 'Oh God, what you did was so great', and they say, 'Really? I didn't think it was that good.'

I don't take myself seriously. Others should take me seriously, I don't.

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.