Shane Dawson Quotes

I'm unqualified for anything else. I'm barely qualified for this.

So I'm in quite the wrong profession obviously.

A lot of people don't enjoy their jobs, and it's one of the main things we like to complain about.

Everyone who goes to a job he doesn't like is a lot weirder than I am.

My career is a burden, but I can't just fade out like a pathetic sore loser. More often than not, I'm just making a fool of myself for the hundredth time, and that wasn't part of the plan, initially. I'd be happier not having any kind of public presence whatsoever and just hiding behind the sleeves of the CD.

I'm not a huge fan of my work.

Wishing of all employments is the worst.

It's better not to work than to work in something you don't want to be working in.

Looking around, I saw so many unhappy adults, people who loathed their jobs, and I didn't want to be one of them.

The whole thing with so many people empathising with 'The Office' has made me aware of how people aren't doing jobs they love, aren't living a life they love. Which I find devastating.

When you're coming from a place of living just to work, it's never as good as you want it to be. It's never as authentic.

I think all actors, when they're not working, say, 'If I can get to this point where I'm working on a consistent basis, I'll be happy.' Of course, then, if that happens for you, and you're lucky, you find some other reason to complain. There's a joke: 'If you want to hear an actor complain, give him a job.'

Most people are living a life they don't like. They go to work where they don't want to work.

I had, like, 11 jobs. I've been fired 11 times! 'Cause I'm not cut for that. You know, I was a great employee, man. Everybody loved me coming to work - I'm singing, tellin' jokes on the assembly line. I was miserable, man. I was dying. I was dying.

I never was happy with the job I did in 'Ed Wood.'

Whenever I work, I'm never really happy. I'm always second-guessing.

I don't want to be in a situation again where I am sitting on a set, wondering why I am there and why I am doing the film.

I will always worry about where my career is going and am I any good.

I'm not terribly good at being around work I don't care about!

The first time in my career I thought it makes no sense anymore, that I'll retire.

I was a bellman - a great hotel, five-star hotel in Boston. I made great money. I made cash every day. I had good benefits. We had 401k. All the things you could ask for in a great job, I had. You know what I didn't have? I hated my job.

I was initially excited about modelling, but soon, I started feeling detached with the job. I wanted dynamic growth in whatever I did.

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.

People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.

Even the worst job has its benefits and so does being a professional literary agent, and - I know I said this at the time but I still believe it - the worst job is the one that you know is wrong for you, but you still do it. You're afraid to quit.