Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I can't be described as a sex symbol; I think it's ridiculous.

In the fall of 1968, I became attractive to women. One day I was an ignored schlub in the street, then suddenly all these good-looking women were interested in me.

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

I find very often that very ugly women have really handsome men and vice versa because they don't have any competition. Sometimes handsome men have avoided me.

A sex symbol? A symbol of sex? I don't think that I am a sex symbol, although it's very flattering. I'm 59, now, so I think I'm possibly past my sell-by date. I think I am.

I know there are nights when I have power, when I could put on something and walk in somewhere, and if there is a man who doesn't look at me, it's because he's gay.

The guys that do have the confidence to hit on me are not necessarily my type, but they think they are because I'm a pop star; I sing songs, do movies. I like to feel sexy and confident on stage.

Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.

I thought I was attractive when I shot 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.' Studio executives and movie reviewers let me know I had a confidence in my looks that was not shared by them.

I was pretty as a child and I felt that I wasn't very manly and that plagued me for years.

All girls want to be sexy.

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

Do I like being thought of as attractive? I don't know anyone on Earth who doesn't, but I do find it funny.

I got called 'pretty boy' my whole life.

I think if I was 5-foot-3, I would have been really popular and dated a lot more in high school. I didn't develop like the pretty girl.

It's flattering if people think I'm attractive. If it helps, great, but it's not going to get in the way of me wanting to win. That's what I'm all about.

A man's primary fantasy is access to a variety of attractive women without the fear of rejection.

I don't think silicone makes a girl good or bad.

When the attention started to be about my figure, I was surprised, because it wasn't something I was focused on.

If you were an alien who came to our bookstores - or browsed our teen magazines - you'd think that only Earth girls who look like Mila Kunis ever got any action.

A lot of those good-looking girl parts aren't very fun.

I don't think men really fall in love with the outspoken girl.

When I was younger, I was so damn pretty, I looked like a girl, so I understand why guys didn't like me.

I saw the things that my sister went through - she's dark skinned - with boys not considering her attractive in her youth and the pain that it caused her.