David Cross Quotes

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

I get really angry when I get hungry. If you don't feed me, I won't talk to you. That's when my anger issues come out.

It doesn't take much to make me angry.

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.

I am someone who gets pretty worked up.

Some people just need something to be mad about.

That's my secret Cap: I'm always angry.

If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.

I like you angry better than weepy.

Well, excuuuuuse me!

I am not stroppy at all.

Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

I'm in a rage all of the time.

I don't know if I ever really get mad in real life.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

I'm not an angry woman. I'm not bitter.

Nevertheless, I tend to get offensive easily.

I'm a little angry in life.

I have a pretty bad temper. But you have to really push me to see it. But everybody has their things.

I have to say that anger is the blanket that comes around me, and that blunts and blurs my sense of proportion.

Sometimes I lose my temper.

I'm sour at times.

Relationships. Ugh. You have to laugh sometimes.

Rage can be so common it turns ambient.

It takes an awful lot to get me cross.