Kristen Stewart Quotes

While filming 'Annie Hall,' I never really hung out with Woody Allen.

Thank you to everyone who works with us on our shows for making us look like we know what we're doing.

So, 50 films, 3 National Awards, 74 plays and serials later, here I am playing Professor Das in JL50,' who understands time travel. When in reality, I'm not tech savvy at all.

It's not like I'm the lead actor or anything. But it's really cool to be in a Steven Soderbergh movie.

If you’re calling her a floozy, I’m by way of being a bit of a floozy myself.” “Oh, Jared,” said Kami, who was well aware of his romantic experience, or total lack thereof. “You are not.” “Well, I have floozy ambitions.

I make movies. I'm not in politics.

One of my best friends is Paul Rudd, and he's been in just about every one of Judd Apatow's movies.

You can learn a lot of things from being in movies.

I knew Danny DeVito and he knew me, so he wanted me to try Death to Smoochy. I loved that stuff and had a great time doing it.

The only time I go on the set is when I have a cameo to do in the picture. I go to the set and I do my little cameo and I meet all the people. It's a great way to spend the day. And then I go back to my own world.

When you play the young girl a lot, you can be in the movie a lot and have nothing to do.

My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, 'That's it-let's get the hell outta here.'

Ironically, there isn't much comedy film in Britain, which is quite surprising seeing that we're quite good at it.

I was actually filming in Atlanta when I got a call from Walter Hill saying, "Well, it could be your turn to play Hickok." I said, "Oh, well, great!" He said, "What's your hair look like?" I said, "Well, it's short, Walter, but... I've still got that wig!" . He said, "Well, bring it!"

Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way, Enterplaining.

Earl Mills is probably the best role I've ever been given in a film. And it was a great experience to work with Halle [Berry] and Klaus Maria Brandauer, an Austrian actor who's a hero of mine. Martha Coolidge directed the movie [Introducing Dorothy Dandridge], giving me another shot, and it was an amazing experience.

Meryl Streep is awesome. I really want to work with Emma Stone; she is adorable. Now I want to work with Octavia Spencer, because I met her and she's really funny.

I've had a very full career in the theater, on stage, in films and on television.

In some ways, the most rewarding thing I've done were the two times that I did the Oscars, particularly the first time because it was really like the ultimate "Let's put on a show," with every great movie star in the world available.

There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way.

In the business of acting, those are the actors that make the trains run on time, you know? There's nothing without them.

Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"

I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

To me, the big difference is when you yell cut and then you have to walk over there and deliver a note, it gives it much more import as opposed to "Hey, try that." It's just much more intimate, I think.