Denis Thatcher Quotes

Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane before I go insane. It's only half past twelve but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock somewhere.

A liquor for drinking is made of barley or other grain, and fermented into a certain resemblance to wine.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I think I think too much. That's why I drink!

I'd go to a more civil party just to socialize, and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I drank a shot of tequila. And then I drank another one. I probably had four or five shots. I was like, "Tequila! It wakes you right up!" But no.

For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.

Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: 'Open Bar.'

Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.'

There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.

I drink because I'm thirsty.

Everyone drinks more during a recession; they want to forget.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

Wine cheers God and man.

I like beer.

Those who know me, after a few beers, I love music and I love to dance, but that doesn't mean I'll be any good!

Don't start drinking before the fifth song.

Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a drink onstage. I've never done a show drunk. Well, I take that back. In the early days I did.

When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.

The Christmas parties were orgies of drinking and singing and groping and pawing. Cartoon staffers invested their own money in preparatory liquor.