Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

Inactivity is death.

Thou seest how sloth wastes the sluggish body, as water is corrupted unless it moves.

I hardly ever work out.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

I'm too lazy to work out.

If you don't want to sweat, stay on the couch.

I am allergic to sweating. Seriously I get in shape by lying down.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

If you don't run, you rust.

How do I keep fit? I lay down a lot.

It's sort of like, our bodies are designed to keep moving, and when we don't move it, we're not going to feel great.

If I make your workplace conducive to walking at lunch, or working out at some time during the day, or I get people to use the stairs more by creating incentives to do such, then people will start doing it naturally.

But I don't work out. I pay people to do that for me.

I am so lazy. I really don't have a regimen. When I was younger I used to be into cardio and taebo and step-orobics and hiking. Lately, I haven't done anything at all. I'd like to get into yoga, but I've been really bad.

I used to jog three miles a day, and then I saw I was getting a little bit older, so I started fast-walking three miles a day. Now I just drive.

You'll never find me in a gym.

My idea of working out is going upstairs in my apartment.

I'm not overweight, but I'm not in shape at all. I do not work out.

People are always asking me if I work out, but to be honest, I'm doing very little at the moment. The only time I really go to the gym is if I'm staying in a hotel.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

I'm such a fanatic about exercise that I opened my own gym, 3Sixty Cycling Studio, and I exercise almost every single day.

I swim when I can but I don't work out.

Sporting goods sales have suffered because Americans have become too sedentary.

I've never been to the gym. I do nothing.

Athletics is a luxury.