Sloane Crosley Quotes


I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I'm amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off.


Citations

Crosley, Sloane. I Was Told There'd Be Cake. Riverhead Books, 2008.

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Sloane Crosley
Sloane Crosley
  • Born: August 3, 1979
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Journalist, Essayist, Novelist

Sloane Crosley is an American writer living in New York City known for her humorous essays, including the collections I Was Told There'd Be Cake, How Did You Get This Number, and Look Alive Out There. She has also worked as a publicist at the Vintage Books division of Random House and as an adjunct professor in Columbia University's Master of Fine Arts program. She graduated from Connecticut College in 2000.