Michael Heseltine Quotes

No one wants to be pretentious about what they do or take it seriously, because that is just weird.

Some are blessed with musical ability, others with good looks. Myself, I was blessed with modesty.

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

The reason I call my book 'Irreverent' is because there were a lot of pictures that were very irreverent. Maybe I could call my book 'Forgiving' because maybe I made a lot of errors, too.

Apparently, I don't want to take myself too seriously.

I don't take myself seriously. Others should take me seriously, I don't.

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.

Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.

Most of my songs make fun of myself.

The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.

Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself.

I'm so down to earth, I'm bringing gravity back.

I think I have a sense of mischief and that I can laugh at myself.

I have to laugh at myself.

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

The ability for us to laugh at ourselves is Britain's saving grace.

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

I don't believe you should make fun of anyone but yourself.

I've always had a sick sense of humor, and I've always wanted that to permeate the music because I don't take myself seriously. I take the music seriously, but I know I'm not God's gift to anyone except my mom.

There are two things that come very easily to me: rooting for New York sports teams and making mistakes.