Ally Carter Quotes

I now know how to steal a watch when someone's wearing it. It's an excellent talent to have.

Pickpockets either work alone or in pairs, or what is called a mob.

I've definitely stolen a lot of things.

I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone.

The back-doore robs the house.

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

People love gentle larceny.

Galleries are easier to steal from than the Apple Store, maybe.

I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.

I don't think anybody ever saw anybody taking anything.

I never, ever would or did rob anyone in my life.

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners.

You remember Huston's plan. I want it implemented on a thievery basis. God damn it. Blow the safe and get it.

We like to think of it not as a burglary, but as a surreptitious entry.

I've got this inflatable Darth Vader that I stole off the roof of a Burger King. I went in and asked the girl at the counter if I could have it, and she said she didn't care, but she wasn't going to get me a ladder or anything like that. So I just kind of pulled myself up there, cut it loose and took off.

You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think I was the go-to guy for breaking and entering.

I'm the guy who happened to be home the night Kat came to steal a Monet."- Hale

I always wanted to do a B&E. Not bacon and eggs. Although I could always go for bacon and eggs. I'm talking about breaking in and entering.

To England will I steal, and there I'll steal.

The trick is to steal big.

The book thief has struck for the first time – the beginning of an illustrious career.

Oh you’re heist-drunk Kitty Kat. And you have been since the Henley.

She watched him stop to pat the mayor on the back. He stumbled a little in the crowd, and his left hand disappeared ever so briefly inside the mayor’s tuxedo pocket. It was over in a flash, a blink, a second. And Macey was quite certain she was the only person in the entire room to have seen it, but that was just as well. At least, Macey had seen enough. And at last, the boy made sense." — Double Crossed by Ally Carter

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.