Erma Bombeck Quotes

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.

I mean, I do wear a wedding ring and take it off when I shoot.

I don't understand why you have to wear a wedding ring to warn people off. You should be able to be faithful to that person without anything on your body to show that you are with someone.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

People's hands fascinate me. It's tempting to look at a businessman's left hand and see if there's an indentation from a missing wedding ring. Or maybe there's a tan line and the skin is pressed down where's he's worked a ring off his finger.

I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.

Wedding rings need to be sparkly to remind us not to have sex with other people.

If someone talks about union, fidelity, a monogamous relationship, love, blessing; I would say it sounds like marriage to me. And blessing, you see, I think is undermining our sacrament of marriage.

I wear my wedding ring. We talk about when we're going to get married again, which we hope is going to take place some time in this incredibly hectic calendar year.

Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.

Next month, I will celebrate my 30th anniversary of marriage with my beautiful bride, Vicki. Our marriage has been a blessing. I have gained even more respect for the institution over the past 3 decades and will defend it against attack.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

May these vows and this marriage be blessed.

For me, marriage is about love, not paperwork. I've never been the kid who dreamed of the big white dress, the long veil, the fancy diamond ring.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.

I'm happily married.

I wanted to define the vocabulary of a wedding both visually and intellectually. The book is about more than weddings or wedding dresses. It's a metaphor for women's lives, their creativity.

I hope that when I'm 80 years old, people will still be talking about my wedding.

My husband and I click wedding rings sometimes and say, 'By the power of the Castle of Greyskull!'

When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

I've become one of those women who thrusts her engagement finger out all the time.

Marriage is an institution, and you must be fully committed to it.