Trey Parker Quotes

I am not criticizing investing in the stock market; I am an investor.

I'm primarily just an investor.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

I like to spend money on investments.

I'm very smart, and I have a great team of people around me investing my money. I'm not buying gold - yet.

Some, but much of my money is tied up in Playboy stock.

I have invested in the stock market since I was very young.

When it comes to money, the best investments were probably the ones I did not make.

Americans no longer look to government for economic security; rather, they look to their portfolios.

I am probably the biggest equity investor in the history of modern Russia.

Large-caps were safe in 1996, '97, '98. Everybody was buying index funds and Nifty Fifty funds. As long as money was pouring in, it was great.

I don't think anybody ever makes any money buying and selling stock. They have to make money by keeping the stock.

There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate [on the Stock Market]: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

Money and investing can be complex, confusing, and often boring subjects.

Investing is pure.

You could lose hundreds or thousands one day on paper and gain it all back the next, and it has literally no effect on your immediate future, provided the money you have in the market is money you're investing for the long haul (meaning at least three to five years).

I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.

I'm not a money manager, but I can tell you what the conventional wisdom is. The younger you are, the more risk you can take on.

I don't think it makes any sense for an individual to invest in common stocks unless they know the company, work at the company, and so on.

Mutual funds give people the sense that they're investing with the big boys and that they're really not at a disadvantage entering the stock market.

Maybe we should teach schoolchildren probability theory and investment risk management.

I don't invest in the stock market. I did it a long, long time ago when I was really young, and I got involved in all the investigations and all the prosecutions, and I felt it was better if I didn't make individual investments. So I'm invested in funds, but not in individual - not in individual stocks.

I invested in many companies, and I'm happy this one worked. This is capitalism. You invest in stock, it goes up, it goes down. You know, if you don't like capitalism, you don't like making money with stock, move to Cuba or China.

I think that stocks have been this tremendous, tremendous equalizer for people in this country. Guys who can't make a lot of money at their jobs have been able to make a lot of money in the stock market.

In any investment, you expect to have fun and make money.