Gena Showalter Quotes

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.

It must be so hard for guys in relationships - to have just one girlfriend completely devoted to taking care of all your whole-grain needs. I can see how at the first opportunity you'd just have to get out there and - sow.

I was having a bit of trouble. I wasn't in a good relationship. Or I was in too many bad relationships. I had so many girlfriends at that point. None of them seemed to care they weren't pleasing me very much. I was obviously in with the wrong group.

She was probably the girl I loved the most of all my girlfriends, but also the toughest one to make things work out with. If I had put that much effort into any of my other relationships, I'd be married with five kids now.

I feel very grateful that I have never had to be or ever chosen to be or accidentally found myself to be in the space of the other woman.

For me, I always wonder what's worse: an emotional betrayal or a physical betrayal? That's a really tough call.

I once threw a water balloon on a girl because I caught her cheating on me. She was kissing my friend and I thought, 'Oh, this can't be happening.' It was bad and I was much older than you think throwing a water balloon. I was 14.

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

Men are going to go out on the road and they're going to find other women. So if you really want to save yourself a whole lot of heartache, do not fall in love with somebody in a band. Just don't.

Men, no matter what their promises, rarely leave their spouses... the louses.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying.

I can't deal with someone wanting to take a relationship backward or needing space or cheating on you.

TV loves to bring in affairs - as soon as you have a relationship, let's screw it up.

Our relationship was one of the things that helped break up my first marriage. Miss Loren was always phoning me, and I'd go rushing all over Italy to be with her.

Love wears off too quickly.

I was known for singing romantic songs to women, but I can also be that guy talking about why you can't be the only girl for me.

Infidelity in a serious relationship? No, I have never had that kind of a conflict. My conflicts have been time elements, geographical elements.

Before I got married, I had a girlfriend who ran off in the middle of our relationship with a millionaire. She called from the South of France and said, 'I found one, I'm sorry. That's it. Goodbye!'

I think what often happens when people leave their spouse for someone else is they tend to go for the opposite of what they already have.

I could never be with a married man. I just can't. I could never imagine myself being the mistress of somebody.

It is comparatively easy to leave a mistress, but very hard to be left by one.

Love so seldom means happiness.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Don't let two men fall in love with you, girls. It's not the sort of thing that ends well." -Uncle Charles