Jeff Hardy Quotes

Clinton's a schmuck.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

When we want to say something negative to somebody we say, 'Aww, you're so crazy.'

Gregory Lee Johnson was an idiot.

Punk, I see you as a hypocritical, manipulative waste of skin.

You're not a man, you're a mushroom!

Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

I don't care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.

X-Pac, I always thought you were a greasy haired, cheesey bandana wearing asshole that wore green and black tights. I now think you are a greasy haired, cheesey bandana wearing asshole that wears purple and black tights.

Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you're just so stupid.

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!

You are wonderful, Father.""I'm more than wonderful, how dare you insult me.

No. Because it's so stupid no Dauntless with any sense would speak it, let alone think it. Pansycake. What are you, twelve?" "And a half," he says.

X-Pac, I feel terrible that you have to come out here and defend the integrity of a woman who has absolutely none. I mean as far as Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is concerned the word honor means jump on her and stay on her. Well, let's spell that word H-O-N-O-R. I guess Stephanie is half of that. After all she is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom feeding trash bog H-O. And no amount of defending will ever, EVER change that!

It is hard to be modest at times like these so I won't even try...you are all shite!

You are a fool in four letters, my son.

Shut up and let me see your jazz hands.

Gabrielle was insulted and didn't even bother to hide it. 'Oh, and I suppose you think your dad was alone when he free-climbed the Kyoto Banking Tower on a windy day last September.

Did you ever know that you're a jackass?

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

How was I to know idiocy was only a temporary condition, especially in your case? It never has been before!

Ric Flair, you can tell all these people that I'm full of it for calling myself the Legend Killer? Well, I think you're full of it for coming out here every Monday and telling the whole world that Triple H is the best wrestler in the world today. I know it's not true, I'm pretty sure all these people know it's not true and Ric Flair, I know that deep down inside your heart, you know it's not true either which is why it's so tragic to see what you've become. This generation is gonna remember Ric Flair for kissing Triple H's ass!

You should be thankful that dark colors suit you. Not everyone wears black well." "Why, Lady Olivia, is that a compliment?" "Not so much as a compliment to you as an insult to everyone else," she assured him. "Thanks heaven for that. I don't think I would know how to conduct myself in a world in which you offered compliments.