Mike Ditka Quotes

My father used to say that it’s not enough to just beat an attacker off. You have to hurt them enough that they’ll know not to tangle with you anymore. Or preferably kill them. (Wren)

Fighting is easy to understand. You just hit the guy as hard as you can.

I feel like if I ever got into some sort of rumble on the street, I will actually be able to defend myself.

I trained in combat, sword fighting, horse riding... It's empowering knowing that I can a break man's nose with my elbow.

I don't wanna fight a street fighter.

This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.

Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Boots and leather jackets were strewn on her bed, and what looked like a new knife set. She’d taken a class last winter and was dying to try them out legally on someone.

"What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass."

Who cared whether you could change motor oil when you could snap a rottweiler’s neck in 2.8 seconds? Now there was a practical skill.

I had started also studying because I wanted to learn more about power and fighting.

I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live.

I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.

If you would force me to be unarmed and helpless I would have to do everything in my power to neutralize you... Peace and love will get you killed. That doesn't sound like a hippie.

A true measure of strength is to use your hands to incapacitate somebody.

I want to learn martial arts," he said docilely, "so when I want to kill someone, I can do something about it.

... and that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!

The instructor stared at me with cold, cut-me-no-slack determination, then got into a fighting stance, holding one hand out, beckoning me. "I saw that movie too!"I said."It was like the coolest movie of all-" He launched himself at me. That was when his day really went downhill.

You know, I'm sick and tired of people pointing rifles at me.

Every punch that's thrown is mine. Every punch that's caught, I catch.

He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.

I don't know if there's anything intrinsically funny about Tae Kwon Do.

Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.