Ted Dwane Quotes

In so many areas of life, I'm a spaz and incompetent.

Besides, I'm fairly incompetent. I can't play that fast.

I think I've cornered the market at playing ineffectual. I think I'm quite accomplished at it.

I'd be an absolutely appalling detective... Appalling.

If I'm really honest, I can't cook. I'm, like, the worst, worst, worst cook in the world.

I was fairly rubbish as a player.

Most people can do nothing at all well

Obscurity is the refuge of incompetence.

If we can't trust the guards, the jailers, who can we trust?

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.

The State Department is the kind of organization which though it does big things badly, does small things badly too.

I don't have to pitch movies. I'm no good at it!

Incompetent and relentless are the worst combination of qualities.

I'm not handy.

If you saw me trying to do laundry or something, well, I'm not really equipped to do anything else.

I couldn't imagine a more incompetent politician than myself.

Clumsiness attempts to fix simplicity straight in the eye. It is not a mark of incompetence but of reticence.

I think that there is a degree of petulance around President Trump and also a degree of sort of blundering incompetence, which is unlike most businesspeople.

Dr. Insulza is quite an idiot, a true idiot. The insipid Dr. Insulza should resign from the secretariat of the OAS for daring to play that role.

Incompetence is a better explanation than conspiracy in most human activity.

I can't cook to save my life. I'm a disaster.

I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't do much else to be honest.

I am by no means an expert in basketball.

You'd be waiting 30 or 40 years for me to build a table. I have more than two left hands.

Malki Kawa, he doesn't know what he's doing. He doesn't know how to do business.