Gary Larson Quotes

Something smells fishy and they say it's you, all I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew.

People never believe you.

Thoughts would go in and out of my mind, but I didn't want to believe that he could have done it.

Oh it's clearly a cover up. I mean, I have no reluctance in saying that.

Suspicion is the cancer of friendship.

Trust dies but mistrust blossoms.

My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am.

I distrust anything that you don't hear.

Sometimes you don't know who you can and cannot trust. I still learn that over and over again.

There is nothing that you could say to me now that I could ever believe.

I have been a conspirator for so long that I mistrust all around me.

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.

There is not a single human being that I trust!

I don't trust people who are likable.

Conspiracy theories are an irresistible labor-saving device in the face of complexity.

There is no killing the suspicion that deceit has once begotten.

Donald Trump always is looking for some conspiracy.

Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.

Like my boy tells me; if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat.

Much suspected by me, Nothing proved can be

Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King's Landing and sometimes I feel you are my worst enemy." "How odd. I think quite the same of you.

Since the Drive-Bys are involved, I'm sorry, folks, I just never, ever do I accept anything, I don't care what. If it's football, if it's the space program, if it's anything, I automatically do not believe it.

Oh, Cena. You must think that I was born yesterday.

Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth.