Kanye West Quotes

Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect.

I'm not trying to hide from my past. I want to roll in it. Like a dog, rolling in feces, I'm rolling in the feces of my greatest hits - that's a bit of a wild way of looking at it, but I am a man, and we do like rolling in our own feces at times.

I deplore my shortcomings, but plan to keep them.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

You don't have to be perfect to be awesome.

I don't like to play the piano. It makes me too attractive.

Just because you're perfectionist doesn't mean you're perfect.

Being perfect is being flawed, accepting it, and never letting it make you feel less than your best.

If I scribbled a few words on a cocktail napkin and showed it to my family, they'd proclaim it astonishing and more culturally relevant than the Bible.

To be honest, I don't think I'm the best role model in the world. I'm pretty immature sometimes.

Music is all about wanting to be better at it.

Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers, actors, or comedians? There's something about this process. I joke about it: My kids have made me a better person, and I only need, like, 34 more of them to be a really good guy.

I'm not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.

You can call me the bad boy chef all you want. I'm not going to freak out about it. I'm not that bad. I'm certainly not a boy, and it's been a while since I've been a chef.

I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody or steal from anyone.

I am an open book, and I'm fine being me: I'm not a perfect person.

I have no musical talent at all. I was banned from music classes and told I would never be able to understand anything. I still don't think I can sing, but somehow I get away with it.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

I'm so down to earth, I'm bringing gravity back.

The show is 'Fix My Life!' Get it? Life. I do not fix people.

Things can change only through strong personalities. I am not very good at supporting ignorance and mediocrity, so maybe this leads to arrogant gestures and arrogant responses. So, nobody's perfect.

I would describe my dancing talents as incredibly deep.

I thought I was God's gift to mankind and the greatest Irishman since George Best.

I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.