Dave Barry Quotes
Although it was constructed in 1536, the New York subway system boasts an annual maintenance budget of nearly $8, currently stolen, and it does a remarkable job of getting New Yorkers from Point A to an indeterminate location somewhere in the tunnel leading to point B.
Barry, Dave. Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need. Fawcett Columbine, 1991, p. 57.
He was the first mayor of New York City after the consolidation of the five boroughs into the City of Greater New York in 1898.
David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels. Barry's honors include the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary (1988) and the Walter Cronkite Award for Excellence in Journalism (2005).