Anthony Bourdain Quotes

Anyone who willfully and maliciously attacks another without sufficient cause jeopardize the lives of others.

Cathy, this lamb of yours threatens like a bull!' he said. 'It is in danger of splitting its skull against my knuckles. By God! Mr. Linton, I'm mortally sorry that you are not worth knocking down!

Don't you ever touch me. Don't ever touch me. The last guy who touched me ended up on the ground dead.

Trace started on his way again, this time taking the lead. "She's five-four and weighs less than one-twenty. Matt can handle himself." "Says the man with the black eye.

Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!

Who did it, Sephy?' She repeated. 'Who beat you up? 'Cause whoever it was, I'll kill them.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Generally speaking, I'm much more in favour of penises entering vaginas than axes entering skulls. But the world seems to accept the violence a lot easier than the sex.

All right, Watson. Don’t look so scared,” he muttered in a very weak voice. “It’s not as bad as it seems.” “Thank God for that!” “I’m a bit of a single-stick expert, as you know. I took most of them on my guard. It was the second man that was too much for me.” “What can I do, Holmes? Of course, it was that damned fellow who set them on. I’ll go and thrash the hide off him if you give the word.” “Good old Watson!(...)

Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.

Don’t you have something to do? (Sin) If not for the fact it would result in your breaking every bone in my body and making me cry for Mommy, I’d be calling some cops. As it stands, I think my neck is best served by trying to talk sense into you. (Kish)

I have a radar built inside me to avoid punches

If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right.

This one’s easy to use. The pointy end goes into their body. (Liza)

If someone burgles your house, and you knock them out, are you gonna apologize for knocking them out? No you're not, you're gonna stomp on their head, just like any other normal person would.

I don't advocate violence; but if a man steps on my toes, I'll step on his.

Sticks and stones may break bones, but the Gat will kill you quicker.

A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

Everybody underestimates the kick to the groin.

My friend taught me this one. You take the heel of your hand, you can shove someone's nose right through their brain. I can't even watch someone blow their nose. If I'm in a fight, I'm not gonna be shoving or poking, I'm gonna be running or begging - that's my two choices, right there.

It didn't hurt, did it? When I hit you?" "Sure. Fractured skull. Concussion, the lot..." "But seriously, Kath. No hard feelings, right? I'm awfully sorry. I honestly am.

I forgot how it feel like to have the top of my foot hurt so bad from kicking people on the face.

Okay, yeah, he staggered back and fell into the condiments. Big deal. There wasn't any blood. I didn't even get him in the face. He saw my fist coming, and at the last minute he ducked, so instead of punching him in the nose, like I intended, I ended up punching him in the neck. I highly doubt it even left a bruise.

I can remember a couple of real fights when I ran. Because they were kinda dangerous.