Michael Crawford Quotes

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.

The kind of über-objective is to make people laugh. You always have to have that in the back of your mind, "Eh, I've got to figure out a way to make this funny."

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh

A joke is a very serious thing.

You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.

Let's focus on the funny. ... That's what I'm focused on... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want to touch in people.

I'd rather be funny than wise.

I'm a sucker for a good sense of humor.

I'm one of the people who actually laughs at everyone else's jokes!

Personally I don't spend much time thinking about being funny. For me it's always been just a way to get by, a way to be likable yet to remain removed. When I speak up, it's not because I have any particular answers; rather, I have a desire to puncture the pretentiousness of those who seem so certain they do.

I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to be around people who can make other people laugh.

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.

To make people laugh was almost a sickness with me.

I think I became funny because I grew up in the Bronx. I was small and weak and Jewish instead of large and fierce and Puerto Rican. You need something.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

Be funny whenever possible, even if some people don't get it.

Humor is not far from my vocabulary.

If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza.

True wit never made us laugh.

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

David Boreanaz is pretty funny. He's probably the one that cracks everybody up the most on set. He can be very serious as well, but when he's silly he's pretty silly.

Funny is funny. And if it's good, it travels.

This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.