PATRICK CAMPBELL

From my earliest days I have enjoyed an attractive impediment in my speech. I have never permitted the use of the word stammer. I can't say it myself.

Golf is the only game in which a precise knowledge of the rules can earn one a reputation for bad sportsmanship.

My back swing off the first tee had put him in mond of an eldery woman of dubious morals trying to struggle out of a dress too tight around the shoulders.

It seems to me that you can go sauntering along for a certain period, telling the English some interesting things about themselves, and then all at once it feels as if you had stepped on the prongs of a rake.

There can be a fundamental gulf of gracelessness in a human heart which neither our love nor our courage can bridge.

It doesn’t matter what you do, as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.

From my earliest days I have enjoyed an attractive impediment in my speech. I have never permitted the use of the word stammer. I can't say it myself.

There can be a fundamental gulf of gracelessness in a human heart which neither our love nor our courage can bridge.

It doesn’t matter what you do, as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.

My back swing off the first tee had put him in mond of an eldery woman of dubious morals trying to struggle out of a dress too tight around the shoulders.

Golf is the only game in which a precise knowledge of the rules can earn one a reputation for bad sportsmanship.

It seems to me that you can go sauntering along for a certain period, telling the English some interesting things about themselves, and then all at once it feels as if you had stepped on the prongs of a rake.