PAT SAJAK

Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than you would believe, but if you want to keep working, you feel like you have to keep quiet.

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one.

There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happened in the world that would force them to move on to real news.

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants.

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Clinton cost John Kerry more votes than he gained for him whenever they appeared together. Imagine being part of a crowd enraptured by the presence of Bill Clinton, and then having to listen to a speech by John Kerry!

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants.

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than you would believe, but if you want to keep working, you feel like you have to keep quiet.

If I went in to pitch this show to a network, I would be laughed out of the room.

The most important political task facing the out-of-power party - the Democrats for now - is creating a villain to run against. It's certainly easier than developing some grand new ideas or policies on which to campaign.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for fear - usually justified - the other side would beat them to a pulp.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user.

There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happened in the world that would force them to move on to real news.

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I suspect most self-described 18-year-old Scandinavian women named Inga who collect and wear string bikinis are, in reality, more likely to be middle-aged, pot-bellied guys named Lou who collect and wear string cheese.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

There is a reason the Democrats have had only two Presidents since 1968 and have managed to lose control of both houses of Congress in recent years. There is a reason they keep snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. And it's not fraud and it's not dirty politics and it's not stupid voters. It's the plain and simple fact that the majority of those who vote don't like them.

Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.