MICHAEL WINNER

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

But when you look at the rubbish who are getting these awards and the absolute non-service they have given to the nation other than financing or working for political parties, you say, 'What company am I in?'

I diet between meals.

Life is lived in real places, and I shoot in real places.

As you get older, you have more time on your hands. Some people do croswords and others jigsaws, but I garden.

I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

The truth of the matter is that muggers are very interesting people.

During the Sixties, the Americans thought I was the greatest thing in the history of cinema.

During the Sixties, the Americans thought I was the greatest thing in the history of cinema.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

The truth of the matter is that muggers are very interesting people.

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King's Cross station.

If you want art, don't mess about with movies. Buy a Picasso.

As you get older, you have more time on your hands. Some people do croswords and others jigsaws, but I garden.

But when you look at the rubbish who are getting these awards and the absolute non-service they have given to the nation other than financing or working for political parties, you say, 'What company am I in?'

I diet between meals.

Life is lived in real places, and I shoot in real places.

I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN.