MERV GRIFFIN

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

I've outlived all my diet doctors.

Everything that happened to me happened by mistake. I don't believe in fate. It's luck, timing and accident.

That I would rather be in another business where a bad cold wouldn't put me out of work.

Let’s face it. Everybody considers you to be a loser.

I tell everybody that I'm a quatre-sexual: I will do anything with anybody for a quarter.

It's always been my philosophy: Turn the page. If something falls through, turn the page. It's over with, get used to it, get on with it. Very simple. It's always worked for me.

Unless it's an emergency, don't bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.

Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to television. He could sell you anything.

That my business success is equal to my personal life.

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

That my business success is equal to my personal life.

That I would rather be in another business where a bad cold wouldn't put me out of work.

Unless it's an emergency, don't bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.

If you make the customer a promise... make sure you deliver it.

Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to television. He could sell you anything.

Let’s face it. Everybody considers you to be a loser.

As a mentalist, perhaps only Orson Wells was in Jason's league. After a career in television, Randal has my endorsement. He's simply the best I've ever seen!

I tell everybody that I'm a quatre-sexual: I will do anything with anybody for a quarter.

Everything that happened to me happened by mistake. I don't believe in fate. It's luck, timing and accident.

I've outlived all my diet doctors.

It's always been my philosophy: Turn the page. If something falls through, turn the page. It's over with, get used to it, get on with it. Very simple. It's always worked for me.