JANUSZ KORWIN-MIKKE

Prisons are universities of the opposition.

Every fascist state like Germany, France, or modern Poland takes away citizen's right to self-defense. Fascist Americans such as Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton want to take arms away from American society.

This is not about the aesthetics: there is a rule in a society: "Whoever you deal with, makes you become them", therefore watching the efforts of para-athletes can bring the temporary mobility disorder. If we want humanity to develop, the television should show us people who are healthy, beautiful, strong, honest and wise - not perverts, murderers, weaklings, losers, idiots or invalids.

Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.

Fight to preserve these traits of civilization, that made us go forward.

Socialism is a monster which will die.

A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.

The world is not ruled by those who have money, but those who have dreams.

Nobody is sure of his life, property and health when the parliament deliberates.

When in organism there are cancer cells, they have to be removed, not helped because they're "so young" and "so creative".

We are not for making shoes, so the shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can wear the shoes.

Politicians that proclaim big words without meaning rule in democracy. At best they allow themselves to discover that it's better to be rich and healthy than sick and poor and that it is necessary to care for 'good of Poland" - clap clap, hurricane of clapping.

A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about.

Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing.

You people are right - I am for equal rights for women. I am for that female jobs such as feeding husband and children be considered as valuable as male jobs.

[Women] Inferior? Superior! I am sexist, of course.

For if the car drives in the wrong direction better fuel doesn't help.

Saying you are a patriot is not enough - you have to be one.

I am for joining a free trade zone. The European Union is not such zone, but a zone of raging bureaucracy which stears every hectolitre of wine, and every tone of beef.

I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.

Socialist is not a human but animal - because human differs from animal in this that he has moral rules, and reds, as their program states, they disobey them.

The Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.

Currently we breed cowards and snitches. Whored society of sons of whores!

The purpose of road traffic is speed, not safety.

Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes cleverer.