GYPSY ROSE LEE

She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.

A naked dog for a naked lady.

I wrote it three times - with a Thesaurus.

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.

Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.

God is love, but get it in writing.

She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.

I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little lower.

This is my present, you know. My present from Mother.

I wrote it three times - with a Thesaurus.

Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.

I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.

It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.

Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.

A naked dog for a naked lady.

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.

You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.

I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.