If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.
Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother.
It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man.
A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.
The right man, in the right place, at the right time, can steal millions.
There is no such thing as a harmless truth.
Never underestimate the value of cold cash.
All the world's a stage, and all the clergymen critics.
Grief, and an estate, is joy understood.
