GAYLORD PERRY

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

Do for yourself or do without.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes

Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

Do for yourself or do without.

Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes