ETHEL WATTS MUMFORD

Where there is a will there's a law suit.

The self-made man is often proud of a poor job.

Economy is the thief of time.

Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan.

The worst thing about cynicism is its truth.

The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.

The danger lies not in the big ears of little pitchers, but in the large mouths.

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.

Busy people are never busybodies.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

God gives us our relatives, thank God we can choose our friends.

The greatest possession is self-possession.

Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.

The doors of Opportunity are marked 'Push' and 'Pull'.

The self-made man is often proud of a poor job.

An ounce of convention is worth a pound of explanation.

The wages of Gin is Debt.

The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.

Imagination makes cowards of us all.

Those who 'cursed the day they were born' must have been infant prodigies.

Economy is the thief of time.

Where there is a will there's a law suit.

Better a live doggerel than a dead sonnet.

Busy people are never busybodies.

The danger lies not in the big ears of little pitchers, but in the large mouths.

Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Contentment: The smother of invention.

The worst thing about cynicism is its truth.