DONALD FREED

The Founding Fathers were nothing more than a bunch of snobby English shits.

I'm not the American Nightmare. I am the American Dream!

I would be a winner because I was a loser! That's right. I dream of failure every night of my life, and that's my secret. To makeit in this rat race you have to dream of failing every day. I mean, that is reality.

My first debate in high school--"Resolved: Girls are no good"--and I won!

American future lies in the East. The great free markets of the Pacific Rim are the American destiny.

Dr. Birdsell, my dramatic coach in school, always said that I was the most melancholy Dane that he had ever directed.

In politics, victory is never total.

My mother always used to say, 'There is no path to peace. Peace is the path.'

My mother always used to say, 'There is no path to peace. Peace is the path.'

American future lies in the East. The great free markets of the Pacific Rim are the American destiny.

In politics, victory is never total.

I would be a winner because I was a loser! That's right. I dream of failure every night of my life, and that's my secret. To makeit in this rat race you have to dream of failing every day. I mean, that is reality.

The Founding Fathers were nothing more than a bunch of snobby English shits.

I'm not the American Nightmare. I am the American Dream!

Dr. Birdsell, my dramatic coach in school, always said that I was the most melancholy Dane that he had ever directed.

My first debate in high school--"Resolved: Girls are no good"--and I won!