DAVID FAUSTINO

When you're a child actor, part of you grows up really fast and part of you doesn't grow up at all.

That is sort of the backbone for 'Star-ving.' People just assumed that I am completely loaded. I do all right. I have to be careful.

I absolutely love doing comedy, however, of course as an actor, I would love the opportunity to do more dramatic roles.

Sometimes I'll be with a girl and I can tell she's still thinking she's watching 'Married... with Children.' They aren't able to get to know me.

For me, 30s have been the greatest decade of my life yet.

I thought TV fame was hip... well, that was because I hadn't experienced rock star fame yet.

I make friends with people really easily - that's one of my best qualities.

I had a huge crush on Alyssa Milano. But I don't think it was reciprocated.

I want to be a director - and you need to get out there and do it, you can't wait 'til it comes to you... I'd give anything to be able to do what Ron Howard's done.

Some of those kid stars who got screwed up were pretty talented. My mom warns me every day what can happen. Sometimes she clips the headlines out and puts them in my room.

Corin Nemec, who was on television for years, has been through a similar thing. We both had TV shows, we've had to hit that audition trail, and we were both frustrated. We were both going through divorces, and we decided to write about this stuff. And make it funny.

I get a lot of scripts, but they're all for the same type of character.

I was friends with Cube; he was also a fan of mine, and I a fan of him. Even before Balistyx happened I was hanging out with him, taking him to 'The Arsenio Hall Show' for his first time. I was like, 'Ice Cube, I've got a plus 1, you should go,' and I took him. Cube wasn't known at all yet.

I have to stop myself sometimes and look at where my life is and pat myself on the back because I'm beating the odds.

I'm excited for that next great role. I don't know what it will be or when it will be, but I'm definitely open to it.

I didn't really discover that I had a knack for comedy until I landed 'Married w/ Children.'

When you have a billion dollar show, there's a few people that have their hands out.

I just want to bend fire. You know, it'd be cool to throw some fire to a couple of old agents, the ex wife.

I love the fame, I love the attention, and I love the perks.

When someone calls me up and wants me to do something, of course I am open to it. But I am not going to do it if there isn't anything interesting or funny about it.

It was a combination of typecasting and my own demons. There are roles I could have gotten, but there were just lots of opportunities that I just blew on my own.

The money is decent, but I don't want to go on TV and spill my guts.

I don't want to do something for the sake of doing it. I want it to be a great role and I want it to be really funny - or dramatic - but I mean I want it to be something really, really special.

I have a rap group called Outlaw Posse.

I was a sheltered kid.