I can't really make fun of zombies. They're not liars. They're not cheats.
I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
In zombie horror, the juxtaposition of the calm world of the living and the menace of the undead inspires terror. In zombie comedy, like 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,' it is played for laughs.
Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. "It's both sad and incredibly impressive that you were all ready with that one.
Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said. "Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison.
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
I love any comedic zombie movies.
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.
My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.
I keep a little notebook of things that I can do to the zombies that might be silly and fun.
