Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the Gods.
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.
Assign Yogi Berra to Cape Canaveral; he could handle any missile.
When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.
Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
Yogi's been an inspiration to me, not only because of his baseball skills, but of course for the enduring mark he left on the English language. Some in the press corps think he might even be my speechwriter.
